{"product_id":"falling-cows-sign-falling-cow-crossing","title":"Falling Cows Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eIs there a joke so good it deserves its own road sign? Absolutely — and this Falling Cows Sign is proof. A classic yellow metal street sign with bold black lettering warning of falling cows, it's equal parts rural charm and proper good laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCustomise it with your name, your street, your village — or go full chaos and name it after yourself (because wouldn't we all love to live on Falling Cows Road?). It's the kind of gift that makes someone laugh, then immediately ask where they can get one for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePicture it hanging in a garage, propped against a farmhouse wall, or mounted above a man cave door. Perfect for farmers who've seen one too many escapee cows, countryside lovers with an eye for the absurd, or anyone who's ever had to dodge an unexpected bovine crossing. Housewarming, birthday, retirement — this sign arrives ready to cause chaos and steal the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable metal with a weather-resistant finish, it's built to survive whatever the British weather (and the cows) throw at it. Not just a novelty — it's a proper keepsake that'll raise a smile every single time someone walks past.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustomisable text — add a name, street, or your own witty wording\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthentic street sign styling in classic yellow and black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeather-resistant metal construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for indoor or outdoor display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eArrives ready to hang\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Quirky Gift Co","offers":[{"title":"Clean","offer_id":51505964646728,"sku":"warning-fallingcows","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Rusted","offer_id":51505964679496,"sku":"warning-fallingcows","price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0924\/1369\/0184\/files\/quirky-giftco-falling-cows-sign-1229446199.jpg?v=1774624798","url":"https:\/\/www.thequirkygiftco.com\/products\/falling-cows-sign-falling-cow-crossing","provider":"The Quirky Gift Co","version":"1.0","type":"link"}