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Door Topper

Absofuckinlutely Door Topper

£14.99

Agree with maximum enthusiasm using this Absofuckinlutely door topper, a sweary yes for people who never do anything by halves.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Agree with maximum enthusiasm using this Absofuckinlutely door topper, a sweary yes for people who never do anything by halves.

    Absofuckinlutely is a famous example of what linguists call expletive infixation, the very English habit of dropping a swear word into the middle of another word for emphasis. It says yes louder than any other option. Hang it above a home bar, a bedroom, a games room, a man cave or a hen-party house. It makes a hilarious gift for a friend who agrees to every plan, a bride-to-be, or a colleague who says yes to the third round. It also works for anyone who loves a rude word for its own sake. Gold, Magenta or Orange suits the exuberant tone.

    Because it is 3D printed and slim, it sits neatly on the top of a door frame or a shelf. Size options are 20cm, 30cm and 38.5cm. Pick one of 23 shades, such as Peak Green, Dark Yellow, Pink or Grey.

    You might also like Amazing As Fuck, Fuckin Fabulous and Happy Fucking Days; there are more in our door toppers.

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    Available sizes:

    • 20cm
    • 30cm
    • 38.5cm

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    When will it arrive?

    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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    I just thought it was going to be a little bigger but it’s not bad quality.

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    I just thought it was going to be a little bigger but it's not bad quality.

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