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Grumpy Colchester Fan Sign

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Alert the household to a U's supporter with this Grumpy Colchester Fan Sign, a tongue-in-cheek notice for fans of the Essex side.

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    ABOUT THIS GIFT.

    Alert the household to a U's supporter with this Grumpy Colchester Fan Sign, a tongue-in-cheek notice for fans of the Essex side.

    Colchester United play in blue and white stripes and moved from Layer Road to a new stadium in 2008. In 1971, as a fourth-tier side, they beat Leeds United, then one of the best teams in Europe, in a famous FA Cup upset. The town itself is often described as the oldest recorded town in Britain. Supporters of a small club with a giant-killing story to tell will see the funny side of this sign. Hang it in a garage, a study or a home bar.

    A red warning triangle and the word WARNING sit above the message that a grumpy Colchester fan lives here, finished with KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. Measurements are 10.5 × 14.8cm for A6, 21 × 14.8cm for A5, 28.3 × 19.7cm for A4 and 42 × 30.5cm for A3. The Rusted style has a printed rust effect around the edges, while Clean stays neat. Being independent decor, it carries no endorsement from any club or league.

    You might also like the Grumpy Ipswich Fan Sign, Grumpy Cambridge Fan Sign and Grumpy Southampton Fan Sign, or see the full range of football gifts.

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    Available sizes:

    • A6 - 10.5 x 14.8 cm
    • A5 - 21 x 14.8 cm
    • A4 - 28.3 x 19.7 cm
    • A3 - 42 x 30.5 cm

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