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Grumpy Millwall Fan Sign

£6.99

Hand a Lions supporter the perfect household warning with this Grumpy Millwall Fan Sign, a mock danger notice for regulars at The Den.

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    ABOUT THIS GIFT.

    Hand a Lions supporter the perfect household warning with this Grumpy Millwall Fan Sign, a mock danger notice for regulars at The Den.

    Millwall were founded on the Isle of Dogs in 1885 and now play at The Den in south-east London. Their supporters are known for the defiant chant No one likes us, we don't care, which makes a grumpy sign feel like a natural fit. In 2004 the club reached the FA Cup final, facing Manchester United in Cardiff. Hang it in a man cave, a garage, a home bar or anywhere the chant gets sung.

    Visitors are greeted by WARNING in red, the news that a grumpy Millwall fan lives here, and a final instruction to keep their distance. Order it as A6 (10.5 × 14.8cm) or A5 (21 × 14.8cm) for a small space, or A4 (28.3 × 19.7cm) or A3 (42 × 30.5cm) to make a statement. As independent decor, it is not endorsed by or affiliated with any football club. A Clean version and a printed Rusted version are both available on the metal sign.

    Nearby fans can pick the Grumpy Charlton Fan Sign, Grumpy Fulham Fan Sign or Grumpy Brentford Fan Sign; the rest are in our football signs.

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    Available sizes:

    • A6 - 10.5 x 14.8 cm
    • A5 - 21 x 14.8 cm
    • A4 - 28.3 x 19.7 cm
    • A3 - 42 x 30.5 cm

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    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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