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Grumpy Portsmouth Fan Sign

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Sound the alarm for a Pompey loyalist with this Grumpy Portsmouth Fan Sign, a cheeky warning for anyone who sings Play Up Pompey.

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    ABOUT THIS GIFT.

    Sound the alarm for a Pompey loyalist with this Grumpy Portsmouth Fan Sign, a cheeky warning for anyone who sings Play Up Pompey.

    Portsmouth have played at Fratton Park since 1899, and their fans are famous for the Pompey Chimes. The club were league champions in 1949 and 1950 and lifted the FA Cup in both 1939 and 2008. Few supporters have ridden more highs and lows, which makes this sign a perfect fit for a long-suffering Portsmouth fan. It belongs in a home bar, a garage, a study or a spare room covered in blue memorabilia.

    Styled like a safety notice, it reads WARNING, then A GRUMPY PORTSMOUTH FAN LIVES HERE, then KEEP YOUR DISTANCE. For a desk or shelf, A6 (10.5 × 14.8cm) or A5 (21 × 14.8cm) works; for a wall, go A4 (28.3 × 19.7cm) or A3 (42 × 30.5cm). Please note it is fan-made decor and is not endorsed by, or connected with, any club or league. It is a metal sign, offered in a Clean style or a weathered-look Rusted style.

    Nearby fans can pick the Grumpy Southampton Fan Sign, Grumpy Bournemouth Fan Sign or Grumpy Reading Fan Sign; the rest are in our football gifts.

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    Available sizes:

    • A6 - 10.5 x 14.8 cm
    • A5 - 21 x 14.8 cm
    • A4 - 28.3 x 19.7 cm
    • A3 - 42 x 30.5 cm

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    Great sign for a grump pompey fan 😂speedy...

    Great sign for a grump pompey fan 😂speedy delivery thank you 😄

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