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Door Topper

Liquor, Then Talk Door Topper

£14.99

Set out the house rules for conversation with this Liquor, Then Talk door topper, a cheeky sign for a home bar or drinks corner.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Set out the house rules for conversation with this Liquor, Then Talk door topper, a cheeky sign for a home bar or drinks corner.

    The joke is simple: nobody gets a word in until the first drink has been poured. It suits anyone who is not chatty before a gin and tonic on Friday evening, in the same spirit as a coffee lover who will not speak before a morning cup. Hang it above a home bar, a kitchen with a drinks trolley, a summer house or a garden bar. It makes a funny gift for a cocktail fan, a wine club regular, or a friend who has just built a bar in the shed. Pick Gold or Dark Red for a smart cocktail-lounge look over a row of bottles.

    Widths run from 20cm through 30cm up to 38.5cm. There are 23 colours, from White, Black and Silver to Magenta, Gold and Pine Green. Printed in 3D, it simply rests on the door frame's upper edge or on any flat ledge.

    Group it with Sip Happens, Sit. Sip. Repeat and But First Coffee, or see every design in our door toppers.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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