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Door Topper

No Pets Allowed Door Topper

£16.99

Draw the line for the four-legged family with this No Pets Allowed door topper, a rule that cats and dogs will probably ignore.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Draw the line for the four-legged family with this No Pets Allowed door topper, a rule that cats and dogs will probably ignore.

    Most pet owners have tried to keep at least one room clear of fur, whether it is the bedroom, the nursery or the room with the new sofa. This sign makes the boundary clear, even if the dog pretends not to understand. Hang it above a bedroom, a kitchen, a pantry, a home office or a guest room for visitors with allergies. It makes a funny gift for a dog or cat owner, a new puppy household, a vet nurse, or a partner who lost the argument about the pets sleeping on the bed. White, Light Brown or Brown suit most homes.

    The colour list has 23 entries, among them Magenta, Dark Blue, Olive Green and White. Set the 3D printed lettering on the ledge above a door, or prop it on a bookcase. There are three sizes, 20cm, 30cm and 38.5cm.

    For other doors, look at Live Laugh Woof, Live Laugh Meow or The Dog Bites, So Do I, or visit the funny gifts collection.

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    • 38.5cm

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