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Door Topper

No Poo Loo Door Topper

£14.99

Lay down the house rules with this No Poo Loo door topper, for the toilet you would rather keep for quick visits only.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Lay down the house rules with this No Poo Loo door topper, for the toilet you would rather keep for quick visits only.

    Plenty of households have one: a downstairs loo with a tiny window, a shared office toilet, or the bathroom right next to the kitchen. This sign makes it clear which jobs are allowed in there, with a rhyme that gets the point across without awkward conversations. The word loo is famously hard to pin down, with several competing theories about where it came from. It is a funny housewarming gift, a fun prank for a flatmate or a practical joke for a work kitchen that needs a firm reminder.

    It is 3D printed to balance on the moulding above a doorway, and works on a shelf too. Pick 20cm for a narrow bathroom or box-room doorway, 30cm for a typical internal door, or 38.5cm for a wide frame. There are 23 colours, from White, Black and Silver to Magenta, Gold and Pine Green.

    Pair it with the Enjoy Your Poo, Wash Your Hands or Bathroom toppers, or browse our door toppers.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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