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Door Topper

Not Today Karen Door Topper

£14.99

Keep the complaints department closed with this Not Today Karen door topper, a meme-inspired sign for anyone who has had to deal with a demanding customer.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Keep the complaints department closed with this Not Today Karen door topper, a meme-inspired sign for anyone who has had to deal with a demanding customer.

    Online, Karen became shorthand for a person who asks to speak to the manager over the smallest thing. This sign turns that joke into a doorway warning that no tantrums will be entertained. It is a natural fit for a staffroom, a shop back office, a nurse's break room or a bedroom guarded by a teenager. It makes a funny thank-you for retail and hospitality workers, and it is a safe bet for anyone not actually called Karen, who may find it less amusing. It is equally handy for parents fielding endless requests from small children at bedtime.

    Designed for the ledge over a door, the 3D printed sign can equally stand on a shelf. You can order it 20cm, 30cm or 38.5cm wide. Colours run to 23, including Smooth Blue, Pine Green, Dark Red and White.

    You might also like Not Now Karen, No Idiots Allowed and No Stupid Questions; there are more in our door toppers.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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