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Door Topper

For Fucks Sake Door Topper

£14.99

Say what everyone is thinking with this For Fucks Sake door topper, a heartfelt sigh of frustration turned into decor.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Say what everyone is thinking with this For Fucks Sake door topper, a heartfelt sigh of frustration turned into decor.

    For fucks sake is the British phrase for when the printer jams, the kids lose a shoe, or the bin men skip your street again. Shortened online to FFS, it captures daily exasperation in three words. Hang it above a home office, a kitchen, a utility room or a teenager's bedroom where the chaos lives. It makes a hilarious gift for a stressed colleague, a tired new parent, a teacher at the end of term or a friend who mutters it under their breath at least once a day. It is strictly one for adults. Grey or Black matches the mood.

    Choose from 23 colours, with Purple, Pink, Orange and Light Brown on the list. Being 3D printed, it is light enough to rest on the ledge above a door or along a bookshelf. Measure the top of the frame, then pick 20cm, 30cm or 38.5cm.

    Complete the house with Fuck This Shit, It Is What It Is and Am Pure Done In, or scroll through all our gifts for hard-to-buy-for people.

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    • 38.5cm

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    Perfect!! Thanks so much! :)

    Perfect!! Thanks so much! :)

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