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Door Topper

Fuck This Shit Door Topper

£14.99

Let off steam without saying a word using this Fuck This Shit door topper, a blunt statement for the very worst kind of day.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Let off steam without saying a word using this Fuck This Shit door topper, a blunt statement for the very worst kind of day.

    Everyone has days when the washing machine floods, the train is cancelled and the inbox keeps growing, and this phrase sums up the mood perfectly. It is aimed at grown-ups with a strong sense of humour, so it is best kept for an office, a garage, a workshop, a student bedroom or a home bar. It makes a funny present for a stressed colleague leaving a job, a nurse coming off night shifts, or a friend who swears like a sailor. It also suits anyone who has just survived a house move. Pick Black or Grey for a deadpan finish, or Red if you want it to shout.

    There are 23 colours, from White, Black and Silver to Magenta, Gold and Pine Green. It is a 3D printed word sign made to sit above a door frame, or along a shelf if you prefer. There are three sizes, 20cm, 30cm and 38.5cm.

    Pair it with the Shit Happens, For Fucks Sake or Zero Fucks Given toppers, or browse our door toppers.

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    • 20cm
    • 30cm
    • 38.5cm

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