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Door Topper

Zero Fucks Given Door Topper

£14.99

Proclaim your carefree attitude with this Zero Fucks Given door topper, a rude badge of honour for people who no longer worry.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Proclaim your carefree attitude with this Zero Fucks Given door topper, a rude badge of honour for people who no longer worry.

    Zero fucks given is internet-era shorthand for complete indifference to other people's opinions, deadlines and drama. It is the motto of anyone who has finally stopped trying to please everyone. Hang it above a bedroom, a home office, a garage, a home bar or a teenager's den. It makes a hilarious gift for a newly retired colleague, a friend celebrating a divorce, a birthday girl or boy turning fifty, or anyone who has earned the right to stop caring. Being sweary, it is strictly for adults. Black, Grey or Silver keep it cool and unbothered.

    Pick one of 23 shades, such as Peak Green, Dark Yellow, Pink or Grey. It is a 3D printed word sign made to sit above a door frame, or along a shelf if you prefer. It is made at 20cm, 30cm or 38.5cm across.

    Pair it with the Fuck This Shit, For Fucks Sake or It Is What It Is toppers, or browse our gifts for hard-to-buy-for people.

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    • 20cm
    • 30cm
    • 38.5cm

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