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Door Topper

I Hate People Door Topper

£14.99

Declare your introvert status with this I Hate People door topper, a grumpy sign for anyone who prefers their own company.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Declare your introvert status with this I Hate People door topper, a grumpy sign for anyone who prefers their own company.

    I hate people is the motto of introverts, misanthropes and anyone who has just survived a crowded supermarket on a Saturday. It is a tongue-in-cheek warning that the room behind the door is a people-proof sanctuary. Put it above a bedroom, a home office, a reading nook, a garden shed or a craft room. It makes a funny gift for a grumpy dad, an antisocial teen, a book lover who hides at parties, or a colleague who dreads every meeting. Grey or Black suits the mood perfectly, while Pink adds irony.

    Each one is 3D printed and designed to sit on the top edge of a door frame, or on a shelf. Pick 20cm for a narrow bathroom or box-room doorway, 30cm for a typical internal door, or 38.5cm for a wide frame. Colour choices include Light Brown, Dark Red, Smooth Blue, Olive Green and Purple, among 23 options.

    Complete the house with Small Talk Not Allowed, Oh, You Again? and This Is A Nope Zone, or scroll through all our gifts for hard-to-buy-for people.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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