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Door Topper

Small Talk Not Allowed Door Topper

£14.99

Skip the weather chat with this Small Talk Not Allowed door topper, a sign for people who would rather say nothing or talk about something real.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Skip the weather chat with this Small Talk Not Allowed door topper, a sign for people who would rather say nothing or talk about something real.

    Small talk about traffic, weather and weekend plans is a social ritual many people secretly dread. This sign offers a way out, setting expectations before anyone mentions the rain. Hang it above a home office, a bedroom, a reading room, a studio or a games den. It makes a funny gift for an introvert, a deep thinker, a writer, an artist, a philosophy student or a colleague who hates the office kitchen chat. It also works as a conversation starter, ironically. Grey, Black or Purple suit a calm, quiet space.

    The 20cm version suits slim doors, while 30cm and 38.5cm fill more of a standard or wide frame. The 23 colours cover neutrals like White, Grey and Brown as well as brights like Orange, Yellow and S-Green. Each one is 3D printed and designed to sit on the top edge of a door frame, or on a shelf.

    Others worth a look are I Hate People, Not Now Karen and Oh, You Again?; the full range is in funny gifts.

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    Available sizes:

    • 20cm
    • 30cm
    • 38.5cm

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    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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