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Not Today Karen Mini Floor Sign – Colours & Sizes

£10.99

Set boundaries with a smile using this Not Today Karen Mini Floor Sign, a sarcastic desk-sized warning for anyone who has heard enough complaints.

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    ABOUT THIS GIFT.

    Set boundaries with a smile using this Not Today Karen Mini Floor Sign, a sarcastic desk-sized warning for anyone who has heard enough complaints.

    Anyone who has worked in retail, hospitality or customer service will recognise the customer who insists on speaking to the manager. Online culture gave that character a name, and the joke has stuck. This tiny version of a folding caution board lets you make the point without saying a word, whether it sits beside a till, on a reception counter or next to a home office keyboard during a tricky week.

    It is 3D printed and offered in three heights, roughly 2.5 inches, 4 inches and 5 inches (Small, Medium and Large). There is a wide choice of colours, from Yellow, Red and Blue to OD Green, White, Black and Dark Red, as well as a Custom Colour option. The slogan itself is fixed.

    A cheeky Secret Santa gift for shop staff, receptionists, nurses and teachers who deal with the public every day.

    Also in the range are the My Neighbour Is A Karen Sign, Not Today Karen Door Topper and Do Not Touch Mini Floor Sign – Colours & Sizes, plus plenty more in our 3D printed gifts.

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    Available sizes:

    • Small - 2.5 inches
    • Medium - 4 inches
    • Large - 5 inches

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    When will it arrive?

    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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