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Door Topper

One Tequila, Two Tequila Door Topper

£14.99

Start the countdown to party time with this One Tequila, Two Tequila door topper, a playful sign for nights that get lively.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Start the countdown to party time with this One Tequila, Two Tequila door topper, a playful sign for nights that get lively.

    One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor is a well-known joke rhyme about how quickly the agave spirit catches up with you. This sign leaves off the punchline, so guests can finish it themselves. Hang it above a home bar, a kitchen, a garden room, a party room or a summer house. It makes a fun gift for a cocktail lover, a margarita fan, someone celebrating a birthday, or a friend who always orders shots. Yellow, Peak Green or Orange give it a sunny Mexican feel, while Gold adds a bit of celebratory sparkle.

    Go compact at 20cm, middling at 30cm, or bold at 38.5cm. Colours run to 23, including Smooth Blue, Pine Green, Dark Red and White. This 3D printed piece rests on the frame top rather than hanging on the wall, and also suits a mantelpiece.

    Building a set? Add Shots or GTFO, Liquor, Then Talk and Sip Happens, then explore our birthday gifts.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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