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Door Topper

Sotally Tober Door Topper

£14.99

Prove you are completely in control with this Sotally Tober door topper, a tongue-twisted claim heard at the end of many a night out.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Prove you are completely in control with this Sotally Tober door topper, a tongue-twisted claim heard at the end of many a night out.

    Sotally tober swaps the first letters of totally sober, a classic spoonerism that only works if the speaker is anything but. It is the perfect joke for a room where drinks are poured generously. Hang it above a home bar, a garden room, a kitchen, a man cave or a party shed. It makes a fun gift for a friend who always claims to be fine, a pub quiz regular, a stag or hen party organiser, or anyone celebrating a big birthday. Gold or Dark Yellow look like a pint, while Pink adds fizz.

    It comes in 23 colours, so Black, Gold, Magenta or Olive Green are all possible. It is a 3D printed word sign made to sit above a door frame, or along a shelf if you prefer. Choose a width of 20cm, 30cm or 38.5cm to match the space above your door.

    For other doors, look at Shots or GTFO, One Tequila, Two Tequila or Cheers, Pal, or visit the birthday gifts collection.

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    Available sizes:

    • 20cm
    • 30cm
    • 38.5cm

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    Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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