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Door Topper

Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal Door Topper

£14.99

Give the handwashing rule a festive film twist with this Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal door topper, a cheeky bathroom sign.

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    A SMALL SIGN
    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Give the handwashing rule a festive film twist with this Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal door topper, a cheeky bathroom sign.

    Filthy animal is a nod to Home Alone, where Kevin plays the fake gangster film Angels with Filthy Souls to scare off the pizza boy and it ends with the famous ya filthy animal line. Mixing that quote with a hygiene reminder makes it perfect above a bathroom, cloakroom, kitchen or utility room. It is a great Christmas gift for a Home Alone fan, a stocking filler for a teenager who forgets the soap, or a laugh for a flatmate with questionable habits. It also suits a pub or cafe toilet with a sense of humour. Red or Pine Green gives it a festive feel.

    Colour choices include Light Brown, Dark Red, Smooth Blue, Olive Green and Purple, among 23 options. This 3D printed piece rests on the frame top rather than hanging on the wall, and also suits a mantelpiece. There are three sizes, 20cm, 30cm and 38.5cm.

    You might also like Wash Your Hands, Flush It Or Else and Shit Happens; there are more in our door toppers.

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    • 38.5cm

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