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Door Topper

Welcome, I Guess Door Topper

£14.99

Greet visitors with a shrug using this Welcome, I Guess door topper, a reluctant hello for introverts and proud homebodies.

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      A SMALL SIGN
      THAT SAYS A LOT.

      Greet visitors with a shrug using this Welcome, I Guess door topper, a reluctant hello for introverts and proud homebodies.

      Most welcome signs are full of warmth; this one is full of mild resignation, which makes it funny for anyone who loves their home but is not keen on surprise visitors. Hang it above the front door, a porch, a spare bedroom or a home office to let people know they are tolerated. It makes a hilarious housewarming present for an introvert, a sarcastic sibling, or a couple who have just moved in and are already tired of hosting. It also suits a student flat where the door never stays shut for long. Choose Grey or Black to match the deadpan tone of the words.

      Three widths are listed: 20cm, 30cm and 38.5cm. Choose from 23 colours, with Purple, Pink, Orange and Light Brown on the list. The sign is 3D printed and balances on top of a door frame, or can be shown on a shelf.

      Others worth a look are Come On In, Oh, You Again? and I Hate People; the full range is in housewarming gifts.

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      • 20cm
      • 30cm
      • 38.5cm

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      When will it arrive?

      Allow around 1–3 working days for production. UK delivery is usually 1–3 working days after dispatch. Busy periods can take longer.

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