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Door Topper

Bog Standard Door Topper

£14.99

Label the loo with typical British wit using this Bog Standard door topper, a pun that works on two levels.

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      A SMALL SIGN
      THAT SAYS A LOT.

      Label the loo with typical British wit using this Bog Standard door topper, a pun that works on two levels.

      In British slang, bog means toilet, while bog standard means plain and ordinary, so the phrase is perfect for a bathroom that does not pretend to be a spa. The expression made headlines in 2001 when Alastair Campbell used it to describe comprehensive schools, and it has been part of everyday talk ever since. Put it above a downstairs cloakroom, a student bathroom or a workshop toilet. It is a great housewarming joke for anyone who has just bought a home with a decidedly unremarkable bathroom, or for a plumber with a sense of humour.

      Match your paintwork with one of 23 colours, Light Blue, Dark Blue, Red and Silver among them. Printed in 3D, it simply rests on the door frame's upper edge or on any flat ledge. Choose a width of 20cm, 30cm or 38.5cm to match the space above your door.

      Complete the house with The Loo, Bathroom and No Poo Loo, or scroll through all our door toppers.

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      • 20cm
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      • 38.5cm

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