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Door Topper

Chopfuckingchop Door Topper

£14.99

Hurry the household along with this Chopfuckingchop door topper, for the person who is always waiting at the front door with their coat on.

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    THAT SAYS A LOT.

    Hurry the household along with this Chopfuckingchop door topper, for the person who is always waiting at the front door with their coat on.

    Chop chop has been a call to hurry up in English since the nineteenth century and is usually traced to Chinese Pidgin English used in trading ports. Slipping a swear word into the middle of it is a habit linguists call expletive infixation, the same trick behind abso-bloody-lutely. Hang it above the bathroom door that is always occupied, the bedroom of a slow riser or the hallway of a parent who has heard I'm coming one time too many. It is a sharp, funny gift for the punctual friend who never stops counting the minutes.

    The 20cm version suits slim doors, while 30cm and 38.5cm fill more of a standard or wide frame. The 23 colours cover neutrals like White, Grey and Brown as well as brights like Orange, Yellow and S-Green. It is 3D printed to balance on the moulding above a doorway, and works on a shelf too.

    Related designs include Absofuckinlutely, Right Then, Off Ya Go and For Fucks Sake, with more in our door toppers.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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