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Door Topper

Shit The Bed Door Topper

£14.99

Capture that moment of pure surprise with this Shit The Bed door topper, a very British exclamation for when things go sideways.

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    Capture that moment of pure surprise with this Shit The Bed door topper, a very British exclamation for when things go sideways.

    Shit the bed is a crude but much-loved expression of shock, the kind of thing you blurt out when you see the gas bill, realise you have overslept or hear some astonishing gossip. Placed above a bedroom door it becomes a cheeky pun, which is half the joke. It also suits a garage, a home bar, a student house or a mate's spare room. It makes a hilarious gift for a friend with a filthy sense of humour, a flatmate who always sleeps through the alarm, or a stag do. Brown is the obvious joke colour, or Black keeps it tidy.

    Go compact at 20cm, middling at 30cm, or bold at 38.5cm. The 23 colours cover neutrals like White, Grey and Brown as well as brights like Orange, Yellow and S-Green. A 3D printed design, it sits on the frame above the door or on a shelf.

    For other doors, look at Shit Happens, Fuck This Shit or Sotally Tober, or visit the door toppers collection.

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    • 20cm
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    • 38.5cm

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